{"product_id":"my-uterus-is-in-her-chaotic-era-paperback","title":"My Uterus is in Her Chaotic Era Paperback","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy body used to send me memos.\u003cbr\u003eNow she just sets things on fire and walks away.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to perimenopause.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe brain fog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe rage over a single dish on the counter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe 3 a.m. anxiety spirals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr the terrifying moment when you forget your own daughter’s name and wonder if you’re losing your mind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor decades, women describing experiences like this were labeled difficult, dramatic, or imagining things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo they white-knuckled their way through it in silence and hoped for the best.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis collection says the quiet part out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eMy Uterus Is in Her Chaotic Era\u003c\/em\u003e is a raw, darkly funny poetry collection about the lived reality of perimenopause, filled with moments that feel surreal, terrifying, ridiculous, and strangely liberating all at once.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese poems capture experiences many women recognize instantly:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• the hot flash that hits in the middle of a presentation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• the moment your brain drops a word mid-sentence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• the crime-scene period that arrives without warning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• standing in the freezer aisle with frozen peas pressed to your neck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• the scream in your car before walking into Target like everything is fine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somewhere in the chaos, something unexpected begins to happen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe people-pleaser starts to disappear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“No” becomes a complete sentence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd the woman you’ve been trying to hold together begins to change into someone new.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you’ve ever Googled your symptoms at 2 a.m. and wondered if you were the only one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’re just in your chaotic era.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder your copy before your brain fog makes you forget you wanted it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(185, 52, 52);\"\u003eRather have an eBook? Click\u003c\/span\u003e HERE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/9724\/9376\/files\/30_day_money_back_d51607d3-9dc0-4022-a4b8-2171bf82eb9d.png?v=1773339227\" alt=\"\" width=\"272\" height=\"272\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Chaotic Uterus","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42643369066592,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0664\/9724\/9376\/files\/12.jpg?v=1773431793","url":"https:\/\/www.chaoticuterus.com\/products\/my-uterus-is-in-her-chaotic-era-paperback","provider":"The Chaotic Uterus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}